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Uh. I'm a talentless douche.

Disclaimer: that's my own, honest opinion.


I love everything in my favourites....obviously.



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:bulletred: I went for another walk with my family (it was really windy again today, I couldn't walk in a straight line without being blown sideways >.<)
:bulletorange: I ate a cheese and pickle sandwich for lunch, fuckin delish
:bulletyellow: I listened to Warui Koto Wa Shicha Ikenai Yo for the millionth time. It's still amazing, I love Kikuo-P <3
:bulletgreen: I listened to Paranoid by Black Sabbath again, and that's still amazing, too :heart:
:bulletblue: I'm quite happy :)


:bulletorange: Me and my family went for a picnic, and attempted to go for a cliff-side walk (too windy though :/ Hurricane Gonadz’ weather system is hitting us)

:bulletyellow: I hate a really good shower (sounds creepy, but I feel, you know, properly clean)

:bulletgreen: I’ve been working on some new stuff (I’ll be uploading either tomorrow or next Friday, because it’s teacher training day, so we all get the day off ^^)

:bulletblue: I’ve made a pact with myself that I will practice piano every day, so I get better, but also because it’s a great way to relieve stress ^^ I just have to remember that it’s not a chore, that’s all ^^

:bulletred: I watched our school talent show at lunch-time, and our art teacher and a class teaching assistant did a duet (art teacher on guitar, and the class assistant on vocals). At first we thought it was gonna be a joke, but they were actually pretty damn good!
:bulletorange: Me and my friend Polly had to clean up after the sixth-formers (WTF IT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM BRUH) anyway, we had to clean sinks and stuff along with the other girls and a couple of boys from our class (our teacher told the girls to do the cleaning and the boys the I.T. work, SEXIST BITCH) but it was surprisingly fun... and disgusting, especially when Polly misheard me say "scum" xD "there's cum in the water!" xD ohmygodno
:bulletyellow: I got a free cake for the cleaning xD
:bulletgreen: We got to use the iPads in Maths ^^ We used the QR Code reader thing
:bulletblue: We got to wear our own clothes to school today to raise money for the local cancer ward 

:bulletviolet: Just read an amazing article written by a TB patient, in Denver, and it was so interesting (heartbrakig too, but don't worry, she recovered! :D ) I didn't know it was still so rife, especially in Ukraine and the east >.<  Here's the link ->…
it's 12 pages long, but seriously, READ IT!
:bulletred: I got 91% in my maths test! :D I though I was gonna get about 40% xD pretty much everyone got over 80% though :') but it's my highest score in a maths test EVER so I'm pretty proud (it's also the equivalent of an A* and I think my teacher was proud of me :) I think of her as Maths-Sensei... wtf)
:bulletorange: I ate a cheese roll for lunch again, and my friend said that was the first time she'd seen me eat xD 
:bulletyellow: I am going to a dry-ski slope with my friends for a friend's birthday ^^ It looks awesome!
:bulletgreen: I slept in until 7:50 (have to leave the house at 8) and I still got there in time, OH YEAH!!!!
:bulletblue: I drew a dick by mistake on my work xD I was going over a picture of a painting, which was a really low-quality print, and I went over the eyes and the nose, and low-and-behold, a cock and balls appears on some poor womans face xD It was so funny xD
:bulletred:I had bagels ^-^ I fucken love bagels m8 
:bulletorange: I ate pocky as well :D I love pocky too!
:bulletyellow: Someone complimented a doodle I did in my Llyfr Cyswllt
:bulletgreen: My hair looks nice (shame I need to have a shower :P I got covered in coal dust lighting the fire)
:bulletblue: I just finished some homework (I still have a fuck-ton to do though)


I stole this! I can't remember who from, but I've seen it multiple times :P

ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Gr or Ls

TWO - Are you single?: Yes

THREE – What’s your favourite number?: 13 hehe

FOUR - What colour do you wear most?: black I guess…

FIVE - Least favourite colour?: Probably beige? Idk…

SIX - Favourite candy?: Werther’s Originals… The paedophile’s choice xD

SEVEN - What do you smoke?: I’m 14 -_- wtf do you think?

EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: I guess so

NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: xD no

TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: Art, but I don’t have it at the moment, so probably I.T. or English because I sit with my friends ^^

ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: No, I’m not a hipster (that’s such a hipster thing to say, but I mean it!)

TWELVE - How do you make money?: I flaunt my ankles to the gentlemen in the botanical gardens xD jk, I have no money xD

THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: My friend Cara ^^ 

FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: In a school

FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: I don’t really know what that means… yes?

SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: gay xD jk, I dunno, realist? Nah, actually, probably masochist suits me better xD

SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: My school shoes (that sounds stupid, but they’re just plain black sneakers ^^)

EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: wtf is the sun

NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: California… jk, maybe New York? Somewhere new!

TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Homework xD

TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:  *blush* maybe



Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: A dirty joke I made earlier xD

Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Sitting.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Not deliberately xD

Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?: Wtf? Q_Q no

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: my mum or dad

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: always

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: myself, and my own failings

Honestly, do you bite your nails?: ALL THE FUCKEN TIME FAM

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Yes J

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Sort of… that’s a shitty answer, YES I am

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?: Maaaaaany



Can you blow a bubble?: Of course I can

Can you dance?: xD fuck no

Can you do a cart wheel?: no

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Who even does that?

Can you whistle?: not really

Can you wiggle your ears?: nope

Can you wiggle your nose?: not really

Can you roll your tongue?: Yep

Can you make a clover with your tongue?: never tried *tries* NOPE



What do you do when you're mad?: Keep it bottle up and then sing Shinitagari at night xP

What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?: Bit someone’s hand…ugh….

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: No… I don’t think so



Ever really cried your heart out?: Maaaaaaaaaaaaany times

Ever cried yourself to sleep?:  No

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: I guess I must have

Ever cried over the opposite sex?: No

Ever cried over the same sex?: Depends what you mean by that, not in a lesbian way, but yes

Do you cry when you get an injury?: Depends on the injury ^^

Do certain songs make you cry?: Yeah (Same Love -  Macklemore and Ryan ft. Mary Lambert)

Do certain movies make you cry?: Only The Fault In Our Stars :P I DIDN’T STOP CRYING AND I NEVER CRY FOR FILMS OR TV



Are you usually a happy person?: Depends on how I feel (dumbest answer ever)

What makes you the happiest?: Honestly? Friends ^^

Does being with your friends make you happy?: I just said tht, but yeah!

Do you believe in yourself?: I do for about a minute and then no

Do you wish you were happier?: No, I wouldn’t change that

Is being happy overrated?: Idk!

Can music make you happy?: It’s one of the only things



How many times have you had your heart broken?: Never, really

Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: Only in a friend way

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?: Yes >.<



Do you actually hate anyone?: Only myself sometimes xP

Have you ever been on a hit list?: How would I know?

Are you a mean bully?: No

Do you hate George Bush?: I guess…?



Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Quite low, but not extremely

Do you think you're good looking?: xD fuck no

Do you wish you could be someone else?: NEVER!!!!!!!



What is your current hair color?: blonde :D

What is your eye color?: Blue

What is your skin tone?: white white white so white much white

Current piercings?: None

Have any tattoos?: I wish

Straight hair or curly?: Straight naturally, but I curl it everyday



What shirt are you wearing?: A dark red checked shirt that’s about 4 size too big for me >.<

Necklace(s)?: My necklace that I never take off (it’s like a wedding ring, but like, a forever alone wedding ring xD)

Shoes?: FOOT PRISONS?????????? NOOO! Jks, but my feet are cold >.<



Hugged someone?: Obviously

Been on the phone until the sun came up?: No, never

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: xD no

Laughed so hard you cried?: All the time

Got in a fight with someone?: Yes



Person you talked to in person?: Parents? I think so anyway

Person you talked to online?: My best friends in a group chat on facebook

Person you hugged?: My mum? I can’t remember xD



Do you like surveys?: hell yeah!

Do you get along with your parents?:Mostly….sometimes…a bit….

Do you have mental breakdowns?: Only very quietly



Current mood: Tired but pretty neutral

Current music: None ^^ But Magnet is my ear worm

Current hair style: It’s in curlers xD I look so weird

Current crush: wtf I’m not telling you guys xD

Current thing I ought to be doing: Sleeping or homework

Current windows open: None, I copied this into a word document just in case I lost my wifi signal :P

Current desktop picture: A pie chart called “reactions to the fact I’m a vegetarian” xD



Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Not really

Did you ever run away from home?: No (God knows I wanted/want to)

Did you ever want to be a doctor?: For about a nano-second

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Nope



Do you know how to swim?: Yes, very well ^^

Do you like roller coasters?: Some of them :P

Do you own a bike?: Yes, but I can’t ride

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Kangaroo scrotum? Yeah, I’m cool with it. Even though I’m a vegetarian.



Does hair loss run in your family at all?: Only my dad :P

Does your car get good gas mileage?: I’m 14 – clearly I don’t drive

Does your family have family picnics?: We used to :’)



Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes

Have you ever been to the ocean?: All the time ^^

Have you ever painted your nails?: Yes :D



How tall are you?: about 5 foot 5? I have no idea really

How much money do you have on you right now?: about £20 I think



Last person you hung out with?: My friends

Last thing someone said to you?: “There you go,” xD

Last thing you said out loud?: Cunt xD it sounds worse out of context



What are you listening to?: The TV and my parents talking

What is the weather outside?: Dark xD but I think still

What radio station do you listen to?: Heart <3 It’s 80s+90s music mainly ^^

What was the last restaurant you ate at?: I don’t know… maybe an Indian restaurant?

What was the last thing you had to drink?: Fizzy water

What was the last movie you watched?: Kick Ass ^^

:bulletred: I went for another walk with my family (it was really windy again today, I couldn't walk in a straight line without being blown sideways >.<)
:bulletorange: I ate a cheese and pickle sandwich for lunch, fuckin delish
:bulletyellow: I listened to Warui Koto Wa Shicha Ikenai Yo for the millionth time. It's still amazing, I love Kikuo-P <3
:bulletgreen: I listened to Paranoid by Black Sabbath again, and that's still amazing, too :heart:
:bulletblue: I'm quite happy :)


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Elise Andersen jkz, i lied
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United Kingdom
Religion is like a dick; it's ok to have one, but it's not ok to wave it in people's faces.

Things I guess people should know about me:
:bulletred: I am a teenager
:bulletorange: I am starting to practise Buddhism
:bulletyellow: I am ignorant, but willing to learn ^^
:bulletgreen: I am a green eyed monster
:bulletblue: I actually have blue eyes (and blonde hair and pale skin)
:bulletpurple: I secretly wish I could be a singer, but I'm far too shy and I'm not good VV"
:bulletpink: I am a sufferer of mental health issues, but I swear I don't bite :P
:bulletblack: I am straight (though I may be bi? I don't know), but I totally respect gay/lesbian/bi and whatever else (I also really hate it when people say "I'm fine with gay people and I'm fine with straight, but bi should just make their minds up!" seriously, f**k off)
:bulletpink: I love watching movies, in the cinema, or snuggled up at home
:bulletpurple: I speak two languages fluently (English and Welsh) and I am learning French and Japanese, although my French is a lot better than Japanese ^^"
:bulletblue: I really enjoy singing in languages other than English *gasp* I love singing in Welsh and Japanese, although I have to sing other people's songs in Japanese because I'm nowhere near fluent ^^ But Nonsense Speaker and Bad Apple are very fun to sing in Japanese if you want to try :)
:bulletgreen: I may have a slight fetish for hands... xD I'm sorry, it's just true

These people inspire me for some reason or another, art-wise or just person-wise :)
:iconscholarwarrior-lad: :iconcrazygrin: :iconnikoskap: :iconfairytale11: :iconhinamorimikudesu: :iconkillergoldfish-ka: :iconkatarinea: :iconna-pion: :iconoonorchenoo: :iconrhynwilliams: :iconstressedjenny: :iconthemr42: :iconthejoopis: :iconzambicandy: :iconvickythld: :icontohdaryl: :icondigitaldoggy:

But if I watch you, it means I like you :) A lot

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akanotsubasa Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for fav!^^
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Very thanks for the fave :D
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thanks for the +fav :happybounce: I would be happy if you follow me here on deviantart if you'll follow me too :) :happybounce: Hug 
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thanks for the +fav !
have a nice day! ^^,
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